What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

If it ain't

Jesus knew, he was thugged out too,

would I appreciate my grandmother raising me if she had never passed away?

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Flying saucers meet the Bible's author,

I think that I'm about to go AWOL and lose my shit,

With one and a half pair of pants you ain't cool,

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Dead astronauts, pyramids

Let my peeps in, n*ggas gaspin', swallowin' aspirins,

“Now as an outcast I was born, wasn't warned of the harm, That would come to meet me like Met Life, but yet life done sent me through a lot of ups and downs like it ain't nothin’, Like elevators but I ain't the one that's pushin' the buttons, I got off at the 13th floor, when they told me that it wasn't one, they said it skipped from 12 to 14, Still smoking, still drinking, no I'm sittin' on the Lincoln 4 A.M. thinking that in reality the world is like a ball full of playas, We trapped off in this maze, with walls made of layers”

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Flow like dough, Killa Beez is what I sponsor,

My family's happy, everything is new, Now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do?”

Soldier with the gas-mask

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I don't trust myself, how the fuck I'm gonna trust you?

Be the truth, not that King James version they teach in schools,

No smile is genuine or real,

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I pray that my sanity grab me, and ground me,

I'll see you when I get there,

Go against the Ill Bill and Non Phixion will crush you, bust you, leave you with a tube in your throat to suck through

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“The very next day while I'm off to class,

The Earth spins ruins, rap exotic blends,

My moms go to work cold bustin' her ass,

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Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards,

So here comes Rob, his gold is shimmery,

We truck jewels, these dust brothers fuck mothers

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I sell guns, my whole Clan is on the run like Natural Born Killers,

Got the IRS lookin’ at you, wanna fuck you

Fuck yeah, my crew down German beers,

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“You as an amateur, is outspoken, I'm lookin at your face you seem to be hopin that I, might stutter, stop, or just mess up, but everything's live that's why I don't dress up, Blastmaster KRS a synonym for fresh, I'm the teacher of the class, I do not pass no test, got DJ Scott LaRock by my side, not in back of me cause we make up the Boogie Down Production crew faculty”

Who try to front, get broken in fast like leathers,

Why I'm so fucked up only my shrink knows

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Now bust the combustion Big Bang,

I'll work it out myself, it's my problem, I'll solve it

We ain't stickin your moms then we fuckin’ your wife

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I made this album to reveal my inner thoughts and discuss truth,

Who designed our DNA structure?

Taxin' kingpin of the rap drug traffickin',

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

I put you to sleep, now you just a cousin of life

This is for the streets, I could give a fuck what you like

I seen it all in my short life

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If it ain't

Laser weapons and ecstasy

My sister's gear now has sex appeal,

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Breaking you to suicidal tendencies

I got beans, rice, and bread on my shelf,

And I know it's fucked up, but yo I'm trying hard so get the fuck out my face

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

“Exploding space shuttle, eyes on his face

Know your enemies

Suicidal thoughts, I think that I've become obsessed with death

Jealous cats hate you, dime bitches want you

“Two women love me, one gave birth to me, nurtured me,

Reveal alien tribal culture,

I spit like Muhammad to Moses,

What does life mean without death?

“Broken dreams and broken homes, we always had issues

Ecstasy react to what the cocaine and the dust do

Movin objects mentally

And mad problems, worshipping gangstas and bank robbers, watching Scarface, startin’ fights at rap concerts,

Beretta shots splatter your goose, scatter your feathers,

Your entrepreneur, pens and gear like Shakespeare,

So there in school, see I'm made a fool,

I find myself losin’ faith in every thing and every person that I hold dear,

Me and my peeps is all trife

- I live there, it couldn't get much worse I guess,

“…Sammy eagerly rode up on him, toxic off the turkey with the joint on him, Flower look his man stood up before him, The bitches hit the table, Jakeem stripped off his cables, Shots went off, Sam'd get a chance to make his debut, Flower grabbed Tiff his man with the sideburns, hat fell off, We noticed wig worms, he hid behind Rich, C-Allah hit the light switch, young girls were trampled in the men's room, Pool pistol whipped Mase and broke the handle, Desperate- crawlin to the door on all fours, Sham kicked the jukebox the theme song rode in was "It's Yours", Oh my goodness, Waz grabbed the Mo bottle thrashin’, He layin like a gay model shoutin’ out Sebastian, He smiled with his teeth missin, beggin’ for mercy ‘No more god, there’s 68 thousand down at pier three’, Out came the cannon, whistled out zaggin', Sham snatched his flag four big rocks enter the dragon, It's over, another story told, Lyin’ with the snakes, tongue kissin’ cobras, Yo let me tell you how the game go, We gettin rid of all the prostitutes, Tony want the streets back for sure! Too many hustlers, too many thieves, We're fuckin’ up who's willing to fight and teach the seeds? Too much TV, guns and robberies, Lust and greed and hate the four devils- jealousy”

“I brought my bitch out to Pathmark, she's pushin' the cart, Headed to aisle four, damn I got milk on my Clarks, That's what I get, not focusin' from hittin' that bark, My mouth dry, need plenty water quick, I feel like a shark, In the aisle bustin' them paper towels and wipin' my Wallies down, I stood up to face a barrel, he's holdin' a shiny pound, It's him, he want revenge, I murdered his Uncle Tim, I sold him a bag of dope, his wife came and copped again, That bitch is crazy and uh, she brought her baby, She knew I had the murders a smack, It killed her man though, now I got his fuckin' nephew grippin' his gat, You's a bitch, you better kill me, you know you're booty, You pulled your toolie out on me, motherfucker, First thought was to snatch the ratchet, Said fuck it and fuckin' grabbed it, I ducked, he bucked twice, this nigga was fuckin laughin', I wrestled him to the ground, tussled, scuffled, constantly kicked him, He wouldn't let go the joint, so I fuckin' bit him, Shots was whizzin' hittin' Clorex bottles, Customers screamin', then the faggot ran out of hollows, I had to show him what it's all about, Next day we readin’ the paper: A man who came to kill gets knocked out”

Whatever, hot hard-heads get shattered like mirrors,

Ganja smokin', thoughts in constant motion, my mind is ferocious

“I shoot rocket launchers ridin’ on dinosaurs,

Weed in blunts then it's dust in my pipe

The future of treachery: The Twenty-first century

I'm like the 70's where everybody sniff coke

I look for work I get dissed like a jerk,

When I fuck I grab hair, collect drawers as souvenirs,

Record-breakin' the album Thriller,

Village niggas get slapped in Manhattan for rappin',

Gangbangers that spit slang

Non Phixion, drug-music, make you jump in a fight

In my future we use Magnums, bombs and explosions

But there's no dollars for nothin else,

Now there's steak with the beans and rice,

He gives me two hundred for a quick delivery,

Little ghetto children run up on you, wanna touch you

“Money's flowin’, everything is fine, got myself a uzi and my brother a nine, business is boomin’ everything is cool, I pull about a G a week; fuck school”

Until we realized how to get the real money;

Genetic functions; were we made in a laboratory or God’s construction?

Sometimes she wanna murder me, sometimes she wanna marry me,

Et cetera, damage any lame-ass competitor,

Flew my family overseas, I'm maxin',

As reality slips away I'm startin to lose my grip,

Even my freestyles could fuck up any shit that you write”

It's Ill Bill; my reality's my psychosis”

My sister's cute but she got no gear,

I got three pairs of pants so with my brother I share,

Picking up the pieces of a life shattered,

I'm in a bad place; who do I trust?

My concept confessed to murder in penitentiaries

Sniffin’ so much blow you don't know if you can trust you

The other one don't understand me,

“late night I'm on a first class flight, The only brother in sight, the flight attendant catch fright! I sit down in my seat; 2C, She approach officially talking 'bout, ‘Excuse me’, Her lips curl up into a tight space, cause she don't believe that I'm in the right place, showed her my boarding pass, and then she sorta gasped, all embarrassed; put an extra lime on my water glass, an hour later here she come by walkin’ past; ‘I hate to be a pest but my son would love your autograph'”

Everyday I see my mother strugglin',

I do it once, I do it twice,

Steal money, kidnap money, kill money,

The wildlife that kills for ice trife like by the digits,

Three months later we run our own caper,

If rap was crack, fully packed, I'd be tall caps,

With a dosage, you overdosed in rap,

I hope that there's a heaven even though I know I'll prolly burn in hell

a bugged out dude, a loose cannon,

Slit throats, spit quotes, expensive like mink coats

Now it's time, I've got to do somethin’,

My brother's my partner and we're gettin' paper,

If I don't love myself how the fuck I'm gonna love you?

Slugs in my gun then it's blood on my knife

Say never poetry chumps crumbs deal with graphic,

Would you appreciate the sunlight without the darkness?

The thugs love us, rap for the gunslingers and drug hustlers”

Mothership alien sorceress

Gorillas injected with strength for eighty midgets,

High explosives, my posters hypnotize with hypnosis,

Dr tenenbaum, a small guy with a big nose

My mother's nervous but she knows the deal,

So many things I never had the chance to say when she was here,

Got access to tear gas, bombs and rocket launchers,

I spit for gangstas and maniacs that defy prognosis,

My career's based on guns throwin' cats in wheelchairs,

It’s funny how the money make the whole world love you

I do odd jobs and come home like a slob,

“Yo, you fourteen karat gold slum computer wizard,

I never knew my life mattered”

Paradox, paranormal paratrooper paralize you with the Luger

Big Ghost steps off laughin', ha”